Squidward Chat (a random RP)

Welcome to squidward chat the random talk where almost anything can happen im ur host squidward tencaletes
(any chars are allowed even OC and FN)
Squidward: Todays topic Online Games Fun thats Haunts your Dreams

Squidward: *fires a bakzooka at him* So what do you think of online games spongebob?

Squidward: But dont ou think that kids today play to much then become forums ppl *looks at forum ppl*

patrick randomly walks in: hi spongebob

Jimmy: Hello im Jimmy NEtron

Jimmy: Oh baby those 2230 farpitres and those 4506 yhotrhs mke that 5695 floopr harddrive makes that screen do so much things

Jimmy: Heres whay you get. Part part make machine machien go poof ppoff

Squidward: Welcome back to Squidward Chat today lets talk about Starfish Obesity

Squidward: Todays guest is patrick star patrick how did u get so fat? Junk Food? Lazyiness? Gamma Raditation? SOmeone breaking into your house in the middle of the night and giving your body body fat in a unknown way?

patrick: hey squidward

Squidward: Hello

patrick: so what was I called here again for

Squidward: Starfish obisity

ok let me think uhhhhhhhhhhhhh (patrick thinking like in the krusty krab training video

Squidward: I SAID HURRY *gets out a pistol*

patrick: well I don't know spongebob says my job which is going home and watching tv is unhealthy for some reason. I mean my job is hard sometimes I lose the remote or sometimes I got to change the attena and last sometimes my butt itches real bad

Mr. krabs: squidward get back to work!

Squidward: NO YOU DONT PAY ME MINUM WADE YOU PAY ME WACKY PUCKS!!!!!! *fires the gun at mr. krabs* Patrick why dont you get a real job? Like take mine at the Krusty Krab and hang out w/ spongebob all day!

patrick: sure squidward but I thought you loved the job.

Squidward: No

patrick: but squidward your making a big mistake

Squid: Why?

rember when you quit and you said you could become a football playing king in space with a mustache. but you didn't you were on the streets. not a mustache in site

Squidward: Im getting paid a trillion dollars a nanosecond in this job!

(playing another game)

patrick: but then how will you grow a mustache then