blades adventure rp

blade then uses his sword to slash the metools and uses his portal gun to send them in a infidente loop of falling to the ground

then blade then uses his sword and slashes at the mysterious person (blade does not know the name of the person your using)

umm ken is your guy going to do something or shall I contiue to the glados boss

ill be Meep he looks almost like meap but his his hat thing is blue and hes an ENEMY! with a nice castle and a dungeon!
Meep: MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

ok well I'll include you after the portal world.

k (wanna brawl?)

so then blade enters the room and goes down the hallway and see's glados which says

glados: well you found me. congratulations. was it worth it? because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've manged to break so far is my heart. maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. but we both know that isn't going to happen. you chose this path. now i have a surprise for you. now deploying surprise in five, four

then a small metal ball falls from glados

glados: time out for a second. that wasn't supposed to happen

blade: hmm what is this thing

then blade picked up the strange object

glados: do you see that thing that fell out of me? what is that? it's not the surprise... I've never seen it before. never mind. it's a mystery I'll solve it later... by myself... because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:

then blade see's a inferno place and he also see's a switch but when he presses it the inferno place closes before he makes it back with the object so blade creates a portal between the switch and the inferno place

blade (thinking): hmm mabey I should see what happens if this object goes into the fire

glados: where are you taking that thing? I wouldn't bother with that thing. my guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.

then blade takes the object and goes through the portal he made and drops it into the fire. and after that blade hears a mini explosion and it started to shake

glados: you are kidding me. did you just toss the aperture science thing we don't know what it does. into the aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator. that has got to be the dumbest thing that- whoa, whoa, whoa.

then glados then subtly changes to a smoother more seductive, less computerized.

glados: good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did. it was a Morality Core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with
a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a
deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the Neurotoxin Emitters. Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off
the turret defenses. Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down
in front of a rocket. Trust me. It will be a lot less painful than the
neurotoxin. Alright. Keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. Killing
you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is
the way to go.

the turret tries to fire at blade but he dodges it and gets a idea and first shoots a portal at the bottom of glados and another at the wall. then when the rocket aims at blade he dodges at the last second so it hits glados. then another object fell out of glados and fell on a ledge. and blade created a portal and grabed the object and did the same thing he did with the other object and the when blade picked up the object it seemed to talk to him.

object: Who are you?
What is that?
Oh what's that?
What's that?
What is that?
Ohh, that thing has numbers on it.
Hey look at that thing.
No, that other thing!
EWW, what's wrong with your legs?
Where are we going?
Are you coming back?
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test.
Hi!
What's that noise?
Is that a gun?
Do you smell something burning?
Where are we going?
Ohhh, what's in here?

then when blade dropped it in there glados seemed to scream

glados: you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten... in base four
"I let you survive this long, because I was curious about your behaviour. Well,
you've managed to destroy that part of me. Unfortunately, as much as I'd love
to, now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.

then the turret fires at blade again but blade just creates a portal and it hit glados again and another object fell out of glados. into a high platform which blade created another portal and jumped and got it and did the same thing and while he was doing this the object seemed to say a recipe.

object: 1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

then when blade dropped that object into the incinerator. he heard glados scream again

glados: "Neurotoxin... *cough* So deadly... *coughs* Choking... Hahahaha...
I'm kidding. When I said 'Deadly Neurotoxin', the 'Deadly' was in massive
"sarcasm quotes".

then once again blade just dodged the missle fired by the turret and another object dropped which seemed to snarl at blade when picked it up. but blade just threw it into the incinerator like the rest. and then blade started to see the place fall apart. and blade started to float. and then a white flash came and when blade woke up he saw the place in pieces and another portal to another world in the ground and blade jumped in and entered the next world.

okey well the portal world is done. so what world should you think my guy should do next (remember it can be any world from tv shows or video games. as long as I can have a adventure there)

Fight Megas XLR.

so who would the person I fight be of that world?

Ur momma!

umm what

Ur mom. Ur grammar sux

okey so my guy is going to be going to megas xlr world

but first could anybody give me a description or a video of megas xlr so I could do the world.

thanks for the link ken. now I'll be watching some episodes and then continue the story

I think I may put blade in episode 1 and it may go to episode 3 or maybe 4

okey almost have everything for the meges xlr world just need to think of a few more things and the next world of course

Next World Should Be Inuyasha World.

BLEACH DAMMIT!

=_= Inuyasha Pwns Ichigo...

No...Ichigo pwns Inuyasha dammit.

Nope.Tessaiga owns Ichigo.

And guess what? Uryu owns Tessaiga.

No.Never.


Tessaiga=Can Never Break.

Kaze No Kizu:Kills up to 100 Oppenents in One Slash

Kentasu:Cuts Opponents without Touching them